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Joke of the Day
"Did you read the novel about the US drug epidemic? The heroin gets abused."
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"Life is like a box of chocolate... ... it doesn't last very long for fat people."
"What do you call a chicken with political ambition? Republic-hen"
"How many Latvian to eat potato? soldier"
"An old lady on the bus just tried to set me up with her daughter. Here's everything she knows about me: 1) I don't have a car"
"a great headline for when there is a world wide fresh water shortage will be ""water we gonna do??"" we will need the laughs"
"What do you call a cow with only three legs? A wonky."
"To all those people who said I would be an unfit parent, have you seen the little guy lately? Cause that would be a big help, I seem to have misplaced him."
"They say Ronda Rousey isn't much of a wrestler... But you'll be amazed when you see her box."
"[NSFW] Why is it so hard for a prostitute to pee in the morning? You ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"