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Joke of the Day

"What did the borg say to the medieval peasant? Resistance if feudal"

"How can you tell if your horse is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)"

"My Abuela voted for the first time yesterday morning! And for the last time a few hours ago."

"My mum said I couldn't go out past 12. My teenage years are going to be very lonely."

"Not to play the martyr, but I feel like the thousands of fruit flies in my kitchen should be more appreciative for all I have given them."

"Eat 70,000 small meals each day to keep your metabolism going strong."

"What's the difference between England and a cup of tea? The teabag stays in the cup longer."

"How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar? He shreds."

"To the guy in a wheelchair that stole my phone You can hide but you can't run"