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Joke of the Day
"What did the borg say to the medieval peasant? Resistance if feudal"
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"""So you think you can dance."" should be the title of a Lifetime movie about strippers."
"Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to drop off!"
"A C and a C++ walked into a bar... The C spilled his beer all over the C++'s shirt. Outraged, C++ shouted, ""Good god, man! Have you no class?"""
"If women are looking for a strong man who makes them laugh.. then they are looking for something like a ninja clown."
"What's the internal tempered of a Taunton? Luke warm"
"I just met a girl with 12 nipples... Sounds pretty freaky, *dozen tit.*"
"She believed me when i said concentration camps were for people with Attention Deficit Disorder."
"I fucked up making my coffee today \#nofilter"
"What do you tell a pornstar right before their video to pump them up? Get your head in the game."