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Joke of the Day

"Everything's racist these days. You can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. You have to say ""Tyrone, paint that wall""."

"Remember: You are like a snowflake. Beautiful. Unique. White. Only here for a short time. People get mad when you sit on their cars."

"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it."

"Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam? He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics."

"What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung."

"Raise your right hand if you were home schooled. No, your other right hand."

"To be a hipster is to live in constant suffering You spend all your time in coffee shops, but you always have to drink your coffee before it's cool."

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot."

"""I hate drama"" said the woman who continued to place herself squarely in the center of it."

"The odds of being killed by a shark are 1 in 3,748,067. So if you know 3,748,066 people who haven't been killed by a shark: avoid the ocean."