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Joke of the Day
"So I'm not allowed near petting zoos... .. Or as I prefer to call them, heavy petting zoos."
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"I should have been a psychic I hear they make a fortune."
"Statistically if driving a stake through the heart kills vampires, we're all vampires."
"[Warning: Nerdy] Two self driving cars lost control on the freeway and crashed, killing 4. Experts say it was caused by a race condition."
"Got Abs bro? Abs olutely."
"Open bottle, allow it to breathe. If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth -Beer"
"If your friends don't make fun of you, they're not really your friends."
"[voice recognition in car] Car: ""please say a command"" Me: ""call Tim"" Car: ""calling Sarah Marcogliese"""
"They say 'No news is good news,' but I think it just means I have a lazy paperboy."
"This sentence.. This sentence contains exactly threeee erors."