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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."
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"WALKING DEAD JOKE (Harsh) I was going to say a compliment about beth but i'm afraid it would go strait to her head."
"What is a mexican's favourite sport? Cross-Country Running"
"*son wants to go to water park* *bring him to water park* *starts raining* *he starts crying..because he's getting wet* this is why I drink"
"A friend told me that all apples were yellow... I was like, ""that's bananas"""
"Plato walks into a bar. And he realises that the bar is not a real bar. In fact, it contains the concept of 'a bar'. Then, with an amazed face, he says: ""This bar is ideal!"""
"What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....? They work it out with a pencil!"
"How does NASA organize a party? They planet."
"Give a man a fish Feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, feed him for the rest of his life."
"What is made of wood and sticky? ...a Stick!"