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Joke of the Day
"What is made of wood and sticky? ...a Stick!"
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"what's the difference between two dicks and a joke you don't look like you could take a joke"
"What did the farmer say to Lil Jon? Turnip for what"
"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? Yoghurt has culture"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest will blow you"
"A zombie apocalypse would be so much funnier if we started burying people in those fuzzy duck slippers that quack when you walk."
"Caught my son running a Google search for ""adult entertainment"". I was mortified. We are strictly a Bing family."
"What does a ninja use to measure someone's pulse A **stealthoscope**"
"Its funny how guys always say they would give their left nut to do something awesome. Why is the right nut so much cooler than the left nut?"
"TIL: They're making a sequal to Brokeback Mountain... Called Sore Ass Pass."