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Joke of the Day
"What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....? They work it out with a pencil!"
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"My new career path: 1. Learn soccer 2. Move to Ghana 3. Become the Jackie Robinson of Ghanaian soccer"
"Alcohol is like real life photoshop for ugly people."
"This says it all... It all."
"My friend's coming over, I've got to be careful... ...my house mates are crazy and he's allergic to nuts. *Yes indeed.*"
"What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention? You just Amblein."
"Bucket list: 1. Don't die."
"My dog and I have a system together. We both eat, then we walk... Then we both shit in my neighbors lawn."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, ""Hey, you know we have a drink named after you?"" The grasshopper says, ""You serve a drink called Irving?"""
"Girl: How long is your dick? Me: I'm not sure I only have 1 ruler"