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Joke of the Day
"What is a mexican's favourite sport? Cross-Country Running"
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"My Dyslexic Ex Was So Stupid... She thought she couldn't get pregnant after she got a DUI."
"password that you shouldn't use dick"
"What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato? A dictator."
"When your wife asks if men think about sex every 7 seconds the correct answer is ""I think of you all the time dear"" & not ""Sex with who?""."
"Hello? I'd like to rent one bouncey house, please. How many will be using it? Just one. Her age? Uh. Four........ty-seven."
"My dick was once in the Guinness book of World Records. Then the librarian told me to take it out."
"I had to make a sign for the International Haiku club: International Haiku appreciation Conference meeting"
"*stood on Eiffel tower watching a beautiful sunset* Sara? *Gets down on one knee* *audible gasp* ""Yes?"" Help my knee is made of magnets"
"I accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book. Not only was I embarrassed it cost me more than $50 in stamps."