162017

Joke of the Day

"How does NASA organize a party? They planet."

"I know a really good reverend Jim Jones joke. I'd tell it, but the punch line is too long."

"When i dont understand a joke I read on /r/Jokes I don't get it"

"What do you call an 800 pound gorilla? Anything he wants to be called."

"She has the body of a goddess and the face to defend it."

"Getting Old- It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker."

"The guys that taught me every medicine joke I know just arrived at my doorstep. I decided to in-vitamin."

"I couldn't work at a Rainforest Cafe without yelling ""You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby! You're gonna die!"""

"Donald Trump wrote a lot of books on business Most of them end on chapter 11"

"When I realized my boyfriend said we should 'break up' & not 'break dance', I was sad, but also relieved."