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Joke of the Day
"A friend told me that all apples were yellow... I was like, ""that's bananas"""
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"What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne? An Australien."
"What is the difference between picking your nose.... ...and fucking someone up the ass? When picking your nose, you hope something **will** be stuck to the end after you pull out!"
"Paris Hilton is suddenly a DJ? Well. Then I'm a dragon."
"My Hamster passed today, he fell asleep at the wheel...."
"This joke is a bit like sex ...hardly anyone here gets it."
"What's worse than getting a penis drawn on your face? Knowing it was traced"
"I masturbated on a roller-coaster once... ...it was a real white-knuckle ride."
"I found a substance that works like catnip, except only for Chinese bears I'd release it, but that would cause pandamoanium."
"Been told I'm a pretty awful human being. I stopped listening after he said I was pretty."