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Joke of the Day

"WALKING DEAD JOKE (Harsh) I was going to say a compliment about beth but i'm afraid it would go strait to her head."

"Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!"

"To you Star Trek fans: what does the Star Ship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both search around Uranus for Klingons"

"This cashier looked at my 12 bottles of weed spray so weirdly, I suspect she's never broken a lawnmower before."

"I accidentally pushed 2 for Spanish and the operator spoke perfect, fluent English"

"A horse moved next door to me yesterday. I heard that they make good neighbors."

"Why couldn't the two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! I'll see myself out now..."

"Bounty Towels have declined making a Donald Trump Towel The company explained that it was impossible to make the towel because Donald Trump was already too self-absorbed."

"What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church? A Crystal Methodist."

"The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs."