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Joke of the Day

"WALKING DEAD JOKE (Harsh) I was going to say a compliment about beth but i'm afraid it would go strait to her head."

"""C'mon, your relationship isn't *that* serious."" - Las Vegas"

"my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)"

"What's the difference between batman and Blackman? Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)"

"Your clever title is half the joke."

"Virgin mobile employee asked when imma pay the bill and I said ""I'll pay when Lebron's hairline stops receding."" I got sent to collections."

"What do you call a black guy surrounded by a bunch of white guys? The Allman Brothers."

"My wife told me to put the kids to sleep last night. She said it was too hard for her, but I've been waiting for those little shits to die since day 1."

"I have a pretty good joke about procrastination But on second thought I think I'll tell it later."

"Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood."