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Joke of the Day

"What do a dildo and soybeans have in common? They're both used as a meat substitute."

"you know what they say about beetroot. you can beat an egg but you can't beet a root."

"What sea mammal controls Nazi Germany? Adolf-in"

"''Ah fuck it"" -Me. Making decisions."

"""I definitely have the biggest penis in this room,"" I announced drunkenly at the party. Slightly ruined my son's 13th."

"I was vacationing, and I got to talking to a North African in his native language... ... We just clicked"

"I'm for traditional marriage, mostly because I want to know how many goats I'm worth."

"Why did the Jamaican go to Syria? To get stoned"

"2 antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"What do JFK, John Lennon and Donald Trump have in common? Nothing. But a man can dream."