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"What sea mammal controls Nazi Germany? Adolf-in"
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"I spent last night at the 'As Seen on TV' store. I wanted to party like it's $19.99."
"""I feel like the fat kid in gym class on dodgeball day"" - The End Piece of Bread"
"What do you call a will? a dead giveaway"
"What happens when 1 extrovert goes out to eat with 3 introverts? Literally fucking nothing. My God."
"A Jewish boy asks his father for 10 dollars His father replies, ""5 dollars? What do you need 2 dollars for?"""
"Yesterday, Bill Clinton endorsed Newt Gingrich's immigration policy Today he's endorsing Herman Cain's domestic policy."
"My dad is teaching me to be a hipster He told me to eat my food before its cool."
"Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!"