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Joke of the Day

"2 antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"Next time you order coffee at Starbucks tell them your name is Bueller and then leave the store."

"A bear and rabbit take a shit together The bear says ""dont you hate it when you got shit on your fur?"" ""Not at all"" says the rabbit Then,the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit"

"Who brew in the jewish house down the street? Hebrew."

"What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac."

"What's black and doesn't work in an office? Decaf coffee!"

"What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions? A Humblebee."

"A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, ""Can eucalyptus?"""

"So an interviewer asked me a question.. A: Your greatest weakness? B: Interpreting semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmaticsA: Could you give an example?B: Yes, I could"

"*CRASH* *THUMP* *SCREAM* *Husband runs into bedroom* H: OHMYGOD ARE YOU OKAY? Me: Yeah. Just taking off my sports bra."