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Joke of the Day

"I was vacationing, and I got to talking to a North African in his native language... ... We just clicked"

"What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels? Very large ones."

"Redditor's Headstone Inscription NOW I KNOW I'M LATE SO WILL LIKELY GET BURIED"

"Whenever someone says, ""Good question"" I never hear their answer because I'm too busy congratulating myself for asking such a good question."

"What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole? Pi-curious."

"What's a jewish dota 2 player's favorite skill? shekel shot"

"What's the hardest part about roller blading? Telling your parents that you're gay."

"What if the aliens were from Uranus.."

"A Kiss can make my whole day... But anal could make my hole weak"

"I was going to make a John Cena joke But no one would see it"