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Joke of the Day

"I was vacationing, and I got to talking to a North African in his native language... ... We just clicked"

"A vagina is like the weather. Once it's wet, it's time to head in That's all folks."

"I think, therefore I'm single."

"We don't have mistletoe at Christmas so we just kiss under the influence."

"I AM THE BOSS DO NOT FORGOT Boss hangs a poster in Office ""I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. ""Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."""

"After all they crap between them..Can you believe they are still together? ""Who?"" My butt cheeks."

"Yearly reminder: unless you're over 60, you weren't promised flying cars. You were promised an oppressive cyberpunk dystopia. Here you go."

"What's a life without manitees? A life with out porpoise."

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? It's easy to roast beef..."

"What did Obama say to Trump at the White House? Change"