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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Jamaican go to Syria? To get stoned"
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"Clearly something went amiss when I said I liked an animal in the bedroom and he showed up with a raccoon."
"How do you get three old ladies to say the ""F"" word? Yell ""BINGO!"""
"My friend has a PhD in sexual deviancy She can talk about autoerotic asphyxiation until she's blue in the face!"
"after u die u do the same life again on a higher difficulty setting. more relationships fail and more loved ones die. certain dogs explode"
"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients."
"I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small."
"What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !"
"I hate meeting new people. It's like sitting through a fucking job interview to apply for the position of ""acquaintance."""
"The job interviewer asked me to define turnover. I said, ""That's what I do before I go to sleep."""