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Joke of the Day

"What do JFK, John Lennon and Donald Trump have in common? Nothing. But a man can dream."

"SHOUTOUT TO LIBRARIANS! (*sorry*)"

"Chuck Norris was at the Homerun Derby He pitched a no hitter!"

"I pulled a muscle masturbating... I know, I know; you're not supposed to put the punchline in the title."

"My sister teaches 1st grade. A boy in her class had a tantrum and screamed ""I hate you!"" and she gently replied ""I know. It doesn't matter."""

"What do you call an addiction to dead black people? Negrophelia."

"How do librarians file melted marshmallows? According to the Gooey Decimal System."

"How did anybody express anger before the invention of the caps lock key?"

"You can't spell 'jew' without the word 'ew'."

"Some of you are giving nihilistic pessimism a bad name... And I don't care for it."