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Joke of the Day
"HALT! Hammerzeit!"
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"How did the pig get to the hospital? In a hambulance."
"Are Facebook quizzes still around? Just now starting to wonder which Spice Girl I am."
"What's good on pizza but not on pussy? Crust"
"Sign seen in restroom Most people come here to take a shit. I come here to leave one."
"Why doesn't Fleetwood Mac shave? Because Stevie Nicks."
"I'm like a clogged toilet. I DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE."
"""There is no GREG in 'team.' "" - super mean way to cut Greg from junior varsity."
"How do you make a Sea Lion? You remove an electron from a Seal!"
"I find the biggest difference in Canada vs the US is they don't put your lids on for you at Starbucks and exponentially less gun violence."