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Joke of the Day

"I find the biggest difference in Canada vs the US is they don't put your lids on for you at Starbucks and exponentially less gun violence."

"When I see someone has 1,500 followers on twitter, I think ""that person must b funny"". 1,500 friends on FB ""that person is batshit crazy"""

"You've got to hand it to blind prostitutes."

"I found a wallet today As a good Christian I thought: What would Jesus do? So I turned it to wine"

"How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis"

"NBC TV is planning a new series, ""Airline Tragedies"" They are putting together the pilot right now."

"How many people does it take to start a riot? -3/5"

"I just found a great new way to check email, Facebook, Twitter, chat with friends and buy stuff on eBay, all from one spot. I got a job."

"I've just bought a house with period features She hates that nickname."

"DJ Khaled is at a bar... *He has already had 10 shots* The bartender asks him if he's done or not... DJ Khaled says,""Nope I'll have Another One."""