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Joke of the Day

"What's good on pizza but not on pussy? Crust"

"Two computers are on a date. One says to the other, ""i'm not your type."""

"*buys a bunch of stuff at Costco* Sir, you wanna box for those? ""Nah, I hate violence. Can I just pay cash?"""

"Whats a pirate's favorite letter? Arrrrrrrg matey it be the C."

"My Grandad had a pet shop. Which was a stupid thing to have as a pet."

"Are people who write ""prolly"" rather than ""probably"" just lazy, completely illiterate, or do they actually think that's a word?"

"What's the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman Snowballs"

"I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger and then it hit me."

"Why do asian parents give their children short names? More time on tests."

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."