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Joke of the Day
"How did the pig get to the hospital? In a hambulance."
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"The 21st century: When deleting history is more important than making it."
"There's nobody in this world who gives LESS of a FUCK about helping you and your problem than a person working in customer service."
"Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea? Because North Korea has no Seoul."
"A dyslexic man ... ... walks into a bra"
"Bad Day Q- How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day? A- She has a tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil."
"When you have kids, ""sleeping in"" is just lying in bed trying to figure out what that crash was."
"north carolina to sue over bathroom bill hillary: stop calling him that"
"Why wasn't Sarah Jessica Parker cast in ""Seabiscuit""? I don't think she auditioned for the movie, or was even considered for it. And she was busy with ""Sex and the City"" anyway."
"What's brown and sticky? A stick. *I'm sorry I couldn't resist.*"