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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a Sea Lion? You remove an electron from a Seal!"
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"My buddy just lost his job at a cinema that only shows Pixar films... He forgot to show Up"
"What did the fish scream when its tank cracked? ""Dam-it!"""
"What should you wear when drinking tea? A tea-shirt."
"I'm in a long distance relationship. My girlfriend's in the future."
"I am going to stay up tomorrow and watch the election results... But all the commercials say ""If your election lasts longer than four hours, please call your doctor."""
"One-legged Fox How do you kill a Fox with 1 leg? Make him run across Canada."
"Why do white girls walk in odd numbers? Because they can't even"
"What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs? Bob"
"God gave me a choice when I was born: a good memory or a big dick. I don't remember which one I chose."