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Joke of the Day
"""There is no GREG in 'team.' "" - super mean way to cut Greg from junior varsity."
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"I really like money, but I don't like to work."
"[at Chinese restaurant] ""Hi I'll have a large goingon"" -What is goingon? ""Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"""
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"I like my coffee how I like my bed. Made by someone else."
"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Still unsure as to whether or not that full stop adds to humorous effect."
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