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Joke of the Day

"""There is no GREG in 'team.' "" - super mean way to cut Greg from junior varsity."

"What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The Captain's Log."

"My reaction to jokes where the punchline is [removed] after seeing so many of them [removed]"

"What do I know about dwarves? Very little."

"What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness with a Hell's Angel? Someone who knocks on your door and tells YOU to fuck off."

"The USA just beat Germany 2-0 Just like the score for the World Wars."

"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A woman EDIT: Grammar"

"What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal? Welp, seal ate her."

"What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive? It gets blown to ***bits!***"

"What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him? HIYAH!"