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Joke of the Day
"Are Facebook quizzes still around? Just now starting to wonder which Spice Girl I am."
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"Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape? Because they had no bars on their cells!"
"sometime soon theyll all be screaming my name.. at the jamba juice because my order is ready and i am checking my phone"
"I never really wear camouflage. It's just something that I can never see myself wearing."
"What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers? The Salivation Army."
"What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail? A foot long"
"I remember when I discovered Santa Claus was just my dad I still don't know how he snuck out every year to deliver presents all over the world."
"Pretty ugly Sometimes you're pretty, sometimes you're ugly but most of the time you're pretty ugly."
"[job interview] Me: Time travel Boss: What is your biggest strenWHAT?!"
"COP: You're allowed 1 phone call ME: I'm gonna call your mom & tell on you for arresting me COP: *nervously sweating* Why would you do that"