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Joke of the Day

"[ Buzzfeed writer becomes a teacher ] ""Kids today we will learn Alphabets. Here are 26 Alphabets that will blow your mind"""

"Wife Wanted! A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". Next day he received hundred of letters. They all said the same thing: [""You can have mine.""](/spoiler)"

"What does a dishonest frog say? FIBBET"

"What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand? Sinko de mayo"

"Which alligator lives in the arctic? The refridgegator."

"Donald Trump sure likes making fun of boxing. What with all the lightweight insults"

"911: What's your emergency? Me: Are you guys hiring? 911: This is an emergency line. Me: No shit. Why do you think I'm calling?"

"what is a woman to cant give birth? bruce jenner"

"Q: Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? A: It was a bit bazaar."

"[Sea fishing] Me: This is fun. [Deep sea fishing] Me: Many men go fishing all their lives without knowing that it's not fish they're after."