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Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? A: It was a bit bazaar."

"What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand? not enough sand."

"What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight? Ereptile Dysfunction."

"What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share."

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, ""Hey - that's pretty cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Detroit."""

"I accidentally popped your first balloon. The second was my favorite."

"""Honey?! What did you feed him? His poop is huge ... and green!"" [the first of many struggles that Bruce Banner's parents faced]"

"Its Wrong To Have Sex Before Marriage Girl (While moaning during sex) : Its wrong. Boy : But I love you. Girl : No its wrong. Boy : I will marry you soon. Girl : You stupid cunt, the hole is wrong."

"Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke? Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time."

"What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron."