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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand? Sinko de mayo"
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"The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
"Doctor Who was still hungry after dinner.... So he went back four seconds."
"Sex without love is like ice cream without sprinkles... still pretty fcuking awesome."
"A mushroom walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""We don't serve mushrooms here!"" So the mushroom says, ""Hey come on, I'm a fungi!"""
"What do you call an Anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese! -From *Cedar Rapids* the movie"
"Me: Did you have a shirt on when you said it? Wife: I was naked, just out of the shower. Me: And you expected me to remember what you said?"
"Whats Brown and Sticky? Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke."
"Good Joke ..Not"
"A man goes in to the doctor's for a checkup... The doctor says ""Let's get started, shall we? Why don't you take your clothes off and put them over there... Next to mine."""