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Joke of the Day

"Wife Wanted! A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". Next day he received hundred of letters. They all said the same thing: [""You can have mine.""](/spoiler)"

"I gave a Republican an IQ test... He rolled it up and tried to shoot me in the dick with it."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and asks for a beer and a mop."

"What's a ghost's favorite sexual act? Booooooooooooookake"

"what's the cheapest force? centrifrugal"

"MAST JOKES: I was fall from 4th floor http://mastjoks.blogspot.com/2013/01/i-was-fall-from-4th-floor.html#.UQasZ2fq90Q.reddit"

"Marijuana may cause paranoia but so does watching CNN."

"I just really hate it when people start assuming things.nnnJust like my boss he assumes that I'm working just because I came to work today."

"Let me tell you guys an Alzheimer joke if I can remember it."

"Everyone has been in the Navy at least once. We all started out as a seaman"