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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump sure likes making fun of boxing. What with all the lightweight insults"
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"What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House? A pineapples pricks are on the outside."
"The problem with political jokes is that... They get elected."
"I brush my teeth a lot longer when I'm around another person."
"When I was younger, I was told that anyone could become President. Seeing Trump's campaign, now I believe it."
"I'm gonna start giving bad news to people in that cute, high pitched voice I use to talk to kids and dogs."
"Go 3 days without your favorite thing. Then go 3 days without sleep. It turns out sleep is actually your favorite thing."
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"My wife complained that I don't give her flowers anymore. I replied that she doesn't give me blow jobs anymore."
"Call me faithless, but I just can't believe three guys would travel that far on camels to throw a baby shower."