220149
Joke of the Day
"What does a dishonest frog say? FIBBET"
Next Joke
"What's half of a tuba? A oneba."
"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pull the pin and throw it back."
"If I check out your blog, what will you do for me? Love me? Ok fine, but you're telling my mom we're going out."
"Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks. ""You guys look like dumb idiots lol"" says one Chinese guy"
"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because his wife is a bitch!"
"I just invented this new word! Plagiarism."
"Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise"
"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Sorry, my cat walked on my keyboard and accidentally typed something Welsh."
"What's the difference between a canoe and a Jew? Canoes tip."