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Joke of the Day
"I feel like aging is a lot easier for unattractive people."
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"(Classic) Just flew in from England And boy are my arms tired. (Classic)"
"Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop"
"Tweets are like your children: you love them all at first, you never know how they'll age, and most of them you regret creating."
"The Irish Alligator His name was Croc O'Dile."
"What was Hitler's favorite TV show? The Price is Reich"
"Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat."
"How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden? He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips."
"You can't spell dad without a"
"Imagine trying to explain Captain America: Civil War to Abraham Lincoln."