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Joke of the Day

"Tweets are like your children: you love them all at first, you never know how they'll age, and most of them you regret creating."

"Whats the question to the answer ""it's a cockrobin"" What's that up my ass Batman?"

"if i were a white vegan satanist i would constantly say stuff like ""kale satan"" and ""i love the dark gourd"" and nobody would stop me"

"What does a redneck and yeast have in common? They are both ""in-bread"" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke."

"Want to hear a dirty joke? This boy trips and falls into some mud."

"Asked my Ouija board if I was getting laid tonight. The pointer keeps gliding back and forth between the H and the A. It's been over an hour."

"My mom keeps asking questions like 'When you gonna be famous?' I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'"

"What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother? Leave the plunger in the pot."

"What do you call a horny Egyptian king that ate at White Castle? Toot-N-Cummin!"

"My girlfriend is NOT a library book You hear that guys? Stop checking her out."