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Joke of the Day
"Imagine trying to explain Captain America: Civil War to Abraham Lincoln."
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"My friend told me a bad joke he got from the internet... I asked him where he reddit."
"Six U.S congress men die and go to heaven."
"Lifehack: dress your young children in the colors of the food you are serving them to avoid outfit changes."
"What does a pedophile and a tortoise have in common? They both want to get there before the hare."
"How do Eskimos make things stick together? Igloo"
"I'm sure I'm not the only person to ever use Google Maps Satellite feature to see whose car is in my driveway in the middle of the day."
"I feel like a battery because I am not included in anything :("
"What do you call a paraplegic with an incurable STD? Roll-aids."
"*lights a scented candle in my house *gets texted 500 miles away from my mother Please watch those candles"