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"The three unwritten rules for success and hapiness 1. 2. 3."
"Finally goes to open-mic night. gets on stage. bombs so badly gets arrested for terrorism. #BucketListFails"
"Wanna hear a joke about Nitric Oxide ? NO"
"If you're on the exercise bike in front of mine, I'm sorry, but we are spies, and I am frantically chasing you through the streets of Italy."
"I will be watching Santa's journey on Norad's website very carefully this year. If he goes to West Africa before coming to the UK, I'm bricking the chimney up."
"[NSFW] Why are gay men sometimes referred to as ""butt pirates?"" Cause they love plundering booty."
"My VW Beetle can't deliver when I want a ""GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY"" honk. It's all, ""Hi! Let's get a latte after you move just a smidge!"""
"What do you call it when a group of people in a single vehicle travel through a lengthy underpass? Carpool tunnel!"
"Wisdom from Confucius Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."