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Joke of the Day

"How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden? He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips."

"I almost bought a 5 pound bag of mini-eggs at costco. Then I saw the 10 pound bag."

"What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man? Addadictomy."

"Thank god the ""S"" on my keyboard doesn't work... It means I can apply for jobs and they think I'm just an ex-offender."

"The Rabbit and the Seagull On a long summer day, a fat man was walking down Michigan Avenue. A black guy ran up to him and said, ""........"

"Behind every successful status update, there is a Ctrl C & Ctrl V"

"Apparently other than the russian ties, another interesting revelation was released about Trump. He loves trickle-down economics."

"The Japanese soccer team visits an orphanage in Spain. ""It's so sad to see the hopeless looks on their faces"", said Rico, age 6."

"Stonewall Jackson was usually in charge of confederate forces during the Civil War. Well General Lee i mean."

"Can't, busy teaching a toddler gang signs."