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Joke of the Day
"Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop"
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"How do you confuse a gay? 7"
"How many ears does Spock have? Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear."
"Why aren't there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones' Locker? Dead men sell no snails!"
"What did the man do after he fucked the tightest pussy... ...put the diaper back on."
"What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love? Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl"
"Barista: Can I get a name? Me: Free [Later] Barista: I've got a caramel macchiato for Free *fights break out as I smile from the corner*"
"I waited around all morning for the mailman so I could grab his hand through the mail slot."
"What's the tallest building? A library, because it has so many stories."
"I asked my friend how he can date a fat chick... He says she's grown on him"