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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's favorite TV show? The Price is Reich"
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"Arabs are so rich..... They lit whole fkin hotel on fire to celebrate new year"
"It's so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
"If I stop my car for you to walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knee's to chest b!tch , knee's to chest!!!"
"I just met a dude with 12 nipples! I know, it scounds crazy, dozen tit"
"Why was epsilon afraid of zeta? Because zeta eta theta."
"A person automatically becomes ten times more attractive when you find out they like you!!!"
"What do you call a chef who likes his work a bit too much... A Pan-sexual"
"What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking ""Why"" over and over? ""Because I saw so."""
"[at bar] ""Yeah I pulled down a solid 6 figs last year."" Whoa that's impressive! ""I know, right! Can't believe I got fired by that fig farm."""