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Joke of the Day
"The Irish Alligator His name was Croc O'Dile."
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"I used to be a big fan of Michael J Fox... ...but his latest performances have been a little shaky."
"You show me a tropical fruit... And I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."
"Bartender: ""Do you want a drink, miss?""nnMe: ""What are my choices?""nnBartender: ""Yes or No."""
"Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM? He kneaded the dough"
"A Jewish daughter asks her Jewish dad for forty dollars to go to the movies... the dad says: ""Thirty dollars?! what do you need twenty five dollars for?!"""
"Me: *singing ""Don't stop believing""* Joe: What are you doing? Me: Practicing for Journey duty J: You mean Jury duty? M: No, it says...shit"
"Kim Jong Un is 30, runs a dictatorship, executes ex-girlfriends, and openly threatens to annihilate the US. What am I doing with MY life?"
"Good steak jokes are rare They are a rare medium well-done"
"Whenever I weigh myself, I always subtract 10 pounds. I don't think boobs, brains, and an ass this fabulous should count against me."