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Joke of the Day

"(Classic) Just flew in from England And boy are my arms tired. (Classic)"

"I started up a poster design company called ""Original Poster"" We don't deliver."

"Whenever I have sex, it's a race to see who comes first. Me or the police."

"Whats red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry"

"A man died while masturbating The doctors said he died from a stroke."

"Ever since it started snowing, all my grandma has done is stare through the window. If it gets any worse, I will need to let her back in."

"The Calbuco volcano is very hot right now... But everything around it is Chile."

"*around a fire* There used to be no iMessage *kids gasp* ""So there were a lot of green messages?"" THEY WERE ALL GREEN MESSAGES *kids scream*"

"I have degrees in Politics, Economics and Psychology. I don't have a job but at least I know why."

"Girls are like blackjack... I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."