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Joke of the Day

"hot singles are in your area, merging together into a plurality, a hot leviathan. the time for chat is over. this is not your area anymore"

"Did you hear Ben and Jerry are going to bring out a special line of LGBT ice-cream? They're gonna call it Ambrusia."

"The economy is doing really bad... Its so bad that when Bill and Hillary Clinton travel, they have to share a room."

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"What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!"

"Why did the monk hate the musician because he hated violins I made this up just now"

"I don't lie. I have, however, invented my own language which uses a lot of the same words as English but with somewhat altered meanings."

"I tried to catch some fog the other day.. I mist."

"Evening News is where they begin with 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"DC Comics to end production of Wonder Woman after DEA claims They stated the movie would have attracted to many people to a strong form of Heroine."