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Joke of the Day

"The economy is doing really bad... Its so bad that when Bill and Hillary Clinton travel, they have to share a room."

"When someone texts you ""hahahahaha!!"" instead of ""haha"" or ""lol"", you know you've done well."

"What we can say Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't. But white people can say things that black people can't. Like ""thanks for the warning officer"" and ""hi dad"""

"What's the difference between a drunk Morse code operator and a lesbian? One's a lit clicker and the other is a clit licker."

"[yelling to the person i'm dancing with at the club] I HAVE SLEEP APNEA"

"""Male""-Sexual Don't worry, that doesn't mean I'm gay It just means, anything that comes in a mailbox... ...makes me want to cum in a mailbox."

"What's the difference between Jews and Santa? Santa goes down the chimney."

"what do you call a mentally unstable ursine that lives in the antarctic? A bi-polar bear."

"What's the difference between art and junk? A plaque."

"It's been a brutal heatwave with no respite, but things will finally cool off tomorrow and rain. I can't wait to complain about that."