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Joke of the Day

"Evening News is where they begin with 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"What is a white supremacist's favorite dessert? Cake Cake Cake"

"[Rock Paper Scissors Best of 7 Championship] *down 3 games to 0 against Edward Scissorhands* MY COACH: Stop choosing paper!"

"What do you call a Death Sentence for a Movie Theater Shooting? Too much to ask for."

"What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand? I can't gargle sand."

"My wife ordered a pizza from Papa John's but I saved a step by throwing up before it got here."

"I was in an AWESOME undercover band once No one was sure if we were The Police."

"I laughed at Yoda for hiding in a swamp Then again, he's the only Jedi to ever die from old age Maybe he knew what he was doing after all."

"What's a Redditor's favorite color? M'genta"

"was trimming my beard with my jumper today it was a **clothes** shave..."