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Joke of the Day

"I tried to catch some fog the other day.. I mist."

"My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !"

"""I think I have ADHD, doc"" why? ""I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford"" that's not- ""yeah I keep losing my Focus"" get out of my office"

"My wife and I swapped biscuits. I guess you could say we switched rolls."

"What do you call a programming language designed for women? An object oriented programming language."

"What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film."

"Okay Canada. You've made your point. Will you take winter back now? Please?"

"Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face."

"A little girl says to her mother, ""Mommy, I want to be a feminist when i grow up"" Her mother replies, ""Well pick one, Honey. You can't do both."""

"I like my coffee like I like my ""I like my coffee"" jokes Not made by me."