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Joke of the Day
"Why do ducks have flat webbed feet? To stomp out forest fires."
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"NASA recently confirmed what I've always suspected ...even Mars has more flow than Kanye West."
"Women don't say sorry, when a guy is right they say.... ""Whatever!"""
"Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own? Because it is two tired."
"What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard? An R key."
"Tiger, Lance and Tom walk into a cold bar... ""Heaters,"" the bartender cries in frustration, ""I told him to send me heaters!"""
"My daughter thought putting glue on her hands would help her walk up the walls, we're both a little disappointed that it didn't work."
"Joke (for adults) Okay, so I'm going to tell you- HEY LOOK THOSE IDIOTS THE U.S. GOVERNMENT JUST LOWERED OUR TAXES"
"Studies show people who carry tactical knives with flashlights are less confident guessers. They never take a stab in the dark."
"Two people were debating first man : Polish are inherently stupid people on earth second man: that's not true first man : prove it second man : let's ask a Sardar."