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Joke of the Day
"Why do ducks have flat webbed feet? To stomp out forest fires."
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"My wife was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder... And, just my luck, not one of them likes sucking cock."
"There's only one group of people dumb enough to believe in astrology... Scorpios"
"You've got to hand it to short people. Because sometimes they can't reach."
"The fridge is a clear example that what really matters is what is inside."
"Flowers: Because nothing says ""sorry a loved one passed away"" like something else that'll wither and die right in front of you"
"Football player Michael Sam got picked up by the Cowboys... He's the first openly gay cowboy since Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain."
"My girlfriend's father called me a pedophile just because she's 22 and I'm 36. Completely ruined our 10-year anniversary."
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seat belt"
"Whats the difference between an elephant and a grape? They are both purple, except for the elephant."