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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!"
Next Joke
"I've been hitting the gym 2 weeks straight and haven't seen improvement. Is it because I chose Team Mystic?"
"Don't ever look away from a police officer. Just stare him down. You don't wanna look suspicious."
"I found a place with a 98% recycling rate /r/jokes"
"Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed? It doesn't have windows."
"Left handed people in the past. Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people? Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye."
"""As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are "" I haven't started either"""
"I hate it when I'm brushing my teeth and Kiefer Sutherland climbs out of the toilet just to ask me if he can bum a cigarette."
"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my basement."
"Three elephants jump out of a plane. Two hit the ground and one lands in the water! Ba dum tssshhh!"