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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!"
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"Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence"
"Online piracy is bad, one time I downloaded a boat"
"eer booze and fun!' 'Sign seen in a bar: ""Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."""
"Sex makes your day, but anal makes you hole weak.."
"A magic genie granted a man one wish. ""I wish I had a dick that touched the floor"" the man said. The genie then snapped his fingers and *poof* The man's legs disappeared."
"Roll, roll, roll your joint, Twist it at the end, Spark it up and take a puff, Then pass it to a friend."
"Where did the salami go on holiday? Costa Deli-Sol"
"How do jockeys stay on their horses? Jockey straps."
"My 3-year-old referred to her granola bar as a, ""NOLA bar"" and now she's wearing Mardi Gras beads and asking me to make jambalaya."