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Joke of the Day

"Men in Black 3 is in theaters and 3 black men are in a Kardashian."

"I always wanted a trophy wife, But instead I got a participation medal girlfriend."

"How do you cure depression? A gun."

"why does it take so long for a pirate to learn the alphabet? the could spend years at sea"

"People stuck in an elevator called for help. They were let down."

"Why was William considered a enemy? Because, His last name was Dafoe"

"Why are librarians so shy? Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious."

"I lost 30 lbs, and did it without exercising or changing my diet! Ask me how. Not right now, though. I'm waiting for my meth dealer to call."

"Why was the steel angry? Because it lost it's temper."

"Hello? Yes, this is the chair store calling, are you sitting down? No? well"