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Joke of the Day
"People stuck in an elevator called for help. They were let down."
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"What does a doughnut have in common with a nut? They dough nut have anything in common."
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"Your momma so dumb she drove around looking for the App Store"
"I woke up one day and your name just didn't make me smile anymore."
"what do people call bob the builder when he's not building anything? bob"
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"I spilled some coffee. My wife called it grounds for divorce."
"Why can't Trump supporters ever get into higher levels of mathematics? Cause they can't grasp the concept of integration. (all credits to my friend if he reads it here but didn't post it himself!)"
"Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')"