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Joke of the Day
"Why was William considered a enemy? Because, His last name was Dafoe"
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"hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i'd like to surgically remove my hand"
"Oxygen and Magnesium walk into a bar... OMg!"
"Beauty and the Beast (1991): A woman develops Stockholm Syndrome, emotionally bonding with her captor at castle furnished with singing decor"
"How can a cat walk with no feet? He can't, it's impawsible."
"Why do pirates love sunny weather? Because there's lots of AYE ARRR (IR) radiation!"
"I recently became a father Is a weird way to say I just got a girlfriend and she started calling me ""Daddy."""
"Why did the hipster drown? They tried to skate on the river before it was cool."
"What's a slut's favorite color? Whorange"
"Why were the police at the day care? Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest."