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Joke of the Day

"i imagine having sex with bill cosby is alot like a Ronda rousey fight. it's terrifying, some poor girl ends up being unconscious, and it only lasts about 30 seconds"

"I just spent two weeks in Vegas looking for my wife's killer... but no one would do it."

"The Da Vinci Code talks a lot about it Jesus had a child... But what about the second cuming?"

"My husband thinks it's really weird I only like green bananas and I think it's really weird I have a husband."

"Trump won't drop out I wonder how that makes Republicans feel, being forced to carry something ***to term***"

"What is the hardest part of telling a good gay joke? Keeping a straight face"

"Movies led me to believe there would be a whole lot more unlocked cars just sitting around with the keys tucked away in the overhead visor."

"A hooker has sex with a leper... he said ""keep the tip."""

"Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army? He didn't like the phrase fire at will!"

"How is a Buddhist monk and a bumblebee alike? They are both peaceful, but when pissed off have a tendency to burn."