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Joke of the Day
"Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army? He didn't like the phrase fire at will!"
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"What did one orange say to the other orange? Do you speak Mandarin?"
"I have good news & bad news ""bad news 1st"" I died youre talking to a ghost ""OMG & the good news?"" I broke the world record for eating bees"
"Ole! What does a fat white chick and a cinder block have in common???Both will eventually get laid by a Mexican!!!"
"I read a story of a 17 year old kid who stole a plane, crashed it, and survived Why don't we just build the whole plane out of that kid?"
"Three dyslexics walk into a bra..."
"Doctor: ""I think this patient is dying. What blood type is he?"" Nurse: ""B positive."" Doctor: ""Okay. I don't think this patient is dying."""
"I just walked through a spiderweb and invented the next Macarena."
"Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"
"Chuck Norris doesn't count his chicken before they hatch. He cracks them and eats them."