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Joke of the Day
"Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army? He didn't like the phrase fire at will!"
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"Do lightbulbs ever think about sex? Only when they're turned on."
"Just stuck my tongue in an outlet. The results were shocking."
"What's a thot's favorite animal? A cock-a-too! I'll show myself the door..."
"I'm so dependent on the google ""did you mean ____?"" that i barely bother to spell anything even remotely correctly"
"My doctor prescribed a med that has ""weight loss"" as a side effect......I've never wanted to overdose so much in my life!"
"""Sorry I'm late"" Why are there scratches all over your face? ""Jujitsu training"" You can scratch in jujitsu? ""It's my cat's best move"""
"First person ever: I HAVE SEVERAL HOLES IN MY FACE WHAT IS HAPPENING"
"What's 16 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Obama's Tie."
"As I waved my gun in their faces, I thought to myself ""What kinda weird bank has children, clowns, presents, & balloons all over the place?"""